![]() ![]() It runs you around the block and leaves you panting. ![]() ![]() Sometimes love just wants to go for a nice long walk. Sometimes you want to roll up a piece of newspaper and swat love on the nose, not so much to cause pain, just to let love know don’t you ever do that again! Sometimes you just want to get love fixed. Love leaves you little surprises here and there. It may break a few things accidentally in its passion for life, but you can never be mad at love for long. But come home and love is always happy to see you. Love doesn’t like being left alone for long. It needs to be fed so it will grow and stay healthy. Love wakes you up all hours of the night with its needs. It lies between you and lives and breathes and makes funny noises. Who knows what love could do in its own defence? On the other hand, love gives you a sense of security: when you’re walking down the street late at night and you have a leash on love ‘ain’t no one going to mess with you.īecause crooks and muggers think love is unpredictable. ![]() So think long and hard before deciding on love. I do, I do, I do! Falling In Love Is Like Owning A dog by Taylor MaliĪ fantastic and highly relatable funny wedding reading for all the dog loving couples out there.įirst of all, it’s a big responsibility, especially in a city like. One of the more popular funny wedding readings and with good reason! Short, sweet, to the point guidance for both halves. I've waited all my life for you Poem by Ogden Nash First up, probably the naughtiest one on the list, but side-splittingly good and with the sweetest ending. ![]()
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